Cebu Trip Report – Sinulog Style! (January 15-19, 2014)
Okay, this is my first trip report ever, so I’m going to give it my best shot and try to convey to you all my experiences of three nights of mongering and two nights of straight partying in Cebu City during the week leading up to Sinulog. But as a general summary I would like to first state that I thought Cebu totally ruled! I had a great time, met some wonderful ladies, and partied harder than I have in quite a while.
First off, about me and my mongering style – I’m a pretty laid-back guy, mid 30’s and love to party. However, when I’m on the hunt I am more of a loner. Now don’t get me wrong – I’m not a jerk, and if you approach me and want to have a beer or something that’s cool, but when I’m out at a girlie bar I like to focus my attention on the ladies and not meeting other guys for friendship. So that has a lot to do with my choice of bars. It’s not that I’m totally antisocial, but when I’m on a mission I’m on a mission, you know what I’m saying?
Second, besides trying to barfine the hottest girl in the club, I also try to focus on who will be the most fun and the best companion. Because after barfining a girl, I like to take her out for a few more drinks, have a conversation, have fun, etc. because I find that the sex is much more enjoyable when you actually like the girl and she likes you back. I think it’s really a good move to be nice and respectful to these girls because so many of them have had such fucked-up lives. Not all, but a lot. So why not give them a genuinely good time and a good experience. Pay it forward.
Soooooooo…..with that being said, let’s begin:
DAY 1
I arrived in Cebu around noon and checked into my hotel. I stayed at the Elegant Circle Inn (or Hotel or something). It was pretty cheap and crappy, but for my purposes it was fine. The location was great, right in the middle of Osmena Circle and just a 5 minute walk to Mango Square. The room was small and tacky looking, with pink sheets and a tiny bathroom, but once again it was okay for my purposes. I’m not too picky on hotels as long as the bed is adequate and it has decent internet (which it did). Also, during Sinulog week it’s really hard to find a decent hotel on a budget, so this one hit the spot (was roughly $30 per night I think). I’d prefer to save money on hotels and spend big on the girls, haha.
After getting comfy I had a few hours to kill before hitting up the bars. I basically just wandered around town, getting my bearings (this was my first real trip to Cebu after all) and had an early dinner. Then I started pre-gaming at the hotel bar and got ready to hit the town.
So after diligent research, I decided that I wanted to check out two bars called Dimples and Padillion. They seemed like happy mediums between the super high-end bars (Infinity, Jaguar) and the cheaper ones. They are right next to each other and I think they are run by the same people, as the set-up, barfine, and dancers’ attire is very similar. I heard the barfine was 3,000 which was kind of steep, but that the quality was high and there was ample room to get cozy without being right at the stage. I like to hang in the background if possible at girlie bars. Lots of guys like brightly lit clubs but I prefer darker ones – just my style.
I ended up going to Dimples first at random. And here are my observations:
I walk in around 9pm on a Wednesday night and the club was not very crowded. Not many guys in there (which is cool) but not many girls either (not cool). Maybe only 9 or 10 girls there, although I think there were more backstage…was I too early? Most were 6’s, maybe a couple 5’s, a couple 7’s. Not exactly what I was expecting.
Within about 5 minutes, however, I was surrounded by the two cutest girls at the bar by far – one was a 7 and one was an 8 – and they begged me to buy them some drinks. At this point I could’ve left, but decided to stay because these girls were pretty cute, and although the atmosphere was kind of subdued, I liked it. So I bought them both a drink (yeah, yeah, I know) and had about the best half-hour I could have at that bar. These girls were wild and fun, grinding on my cock, letting me rub their pussies through their panties, shaking their tits in my face – good stuff. I rarely buy drinks for two girls, but just that 30 minutes alone was worth it, haha.
So then I told the girls that I could only buy drinks for one for the rest of the night, and of course I picked the 8. The 7 wasn’t offended and went off to dance while I kept partying with this tiny little hottie. But then after another drink, I asked her about the barfine and that I expected long-time. She said she couldn’t do long-time, only short-time, so I said “sorry, no way, who can do long-time?” and she brought back the 7 that I had previously dismissed.
Cool. Although she was the second hottest in the bar, I was still stoked because she was super cute and I was starting to feel pretty good and drunk. So I bought her a few drinks and then I barfined her and we hit the town. The barfine was 3,300, pretty steep, but they must’ve miscalculated something because when they brought me the bill it was for like 3,500 total and I had tons of drinks and bought lots of lady drinks too. So that was immediately a good omen for the night.
Turned out this girl was super cool! Her bar name was “Rose.” Lots of fun, good conversation, funny, and super cute. More curvy than your typical Filipina, nice round ass, and decent tits and face.
First we went to this Irish pub and had a few drinks, got to know each other, etc. It was a pretty cool spot, laid-back, live acoustic music and good food near Mango Square. Then she said she wanted to see a friend at Vikings so I said “sure” because I had heard a lot about that place and wanted to check it out.
Let me tell you guys, Vikings is pretty damn nice! Way more hot girls than Dimples, slightly bigger club, pretty good atmosphere. A little more for the hard-partying type, but damn the girls there were hot! We only stayed for about 45 minutes, but I wanted to stay longer, haha. I made a mental note to check the club out again on a subsequent night/visit.
Then it was back to the hotel. We had a nice long session that was really fun. She gave great head and was really fun to fuck. Then in the morning we had a quickie and I sent her out the door. I tried to offer 500p for the tip, but she wasn’t having it. And in the end I gave her 1,000p and I wasn’t too bummed because it was worth it. She was a great lay, a great companion for my first Cebu bargirl. And I saved a lot of money from the miscalculation on the bill at Dimples.
Day 1 = SUCCESS!
DAY 2:
My second day was similar to my first in that I just chilled, explored, ate dinner, and then pre-gamed at the hotel bar. This time I wanted to check out the bars near Vikings because I was left with a good impression the night before. So I walked over to that side of the street, but instead of immediately going to Vikings, I went to Erik the Red’s first because it was right there and I thought “why not?”
Erik the Red’s was a pretty small bar, okay atmosphere, and some fairly attractive girls. The good thing is the girls didn’t rush me for a drink which I appreciated. If they weren’t dancing, they were all just kind of sitting around a table looking bored. But that’s cool with me, I prefer that, because I can get a good look at the ladies for a while before deciding who I want to bone for the evening.
So on this particular night I wasn’t overly impressed with the quality of girls, but there were a few keepers. One girl in particular stood out to me. She was super petite, thin, pretty face but kinda slutty looking and had dyed blonde hair. We kept making eyes at each other and eventually I motioned for her to come sit.
Man this girl was sexy. Not too terribly bright or interesting, but very sexy. Her bar name was “C.J.” and I could tell immediately that she was a schemer. She liked to talk money immediately, but I didn’t care. I wanted my cock inside this little lady.
So I asked her about the barfine and she said she normally doesn’t go home with guys or let them barfine her, but that she really liked me and would make an exception because I was “special.” Hahahaha, yeah right. But whatever, I played along, sounds good. Also, she said she couldn’t do longtime because she had to go home after sex because she had school. At that point I didn’t care because I actually preferred short-time with this girl. I just wanted to bang her and then send her on her way because she was hot but boring.
So I barfined her (2,000p here) and she didn’t even want to go out for a drink – she wanted to get straight to business. Now normally this isn’t the type of girl I like, but once again she was hot and I just wanted some play.
So we went back to the hotel and fucked for about an hour. She gave good head and she fucked pretty good, but she was so small and petite it was kinda hard to fit my cock all the way inside her. Also she had a full bush which I’m not really into, but it didn’t really matter because her ass was so nice and round that hitting it doggy was divine.
So she was a solid lay. The best part is that she gave me her number so that she could come back the next day between classes to fuck again.
So the next day I change hotels and go to the St. Mark Hotel which was quite a step up from the Elegant Circle. Super nice and in a great location. “C.J.” texts me up and we negotiate a price. I originally said 1,000 but she wanted 1,500…sure, whatever. I could’ve tried to stay firm, but I was so stoked on the room and the impending hot lay that I didn’t really argue.
So she comes by and I have to admit I was a little embarrassed at first. She steps out of this cab and her appearance just screamed “prostitute.” Super short shorts, sexy little top, big hoop earrings, the whole 9 yards. Now don’t get me wrong, she was sexy as hell, but it made it very obvious why she was here. And the St. Mark Hotel is really nice but it’s kind of annoying because they almost cater to you TOO much. Like there are staff EVERYWHERE and it’s kind of annoying. “Hello sir, good afternoon sir, anything I can get you sir?” constantly. So when we are waiting for the elevator at like 1:30 in the afternoon, I just knew I had about 10 pairs of eyes on me and it was kind of unnerving.
But anyway, once again she gave good head, licking it up and down like a pro. I fucked her mish, doggy, and then let her ride me to completion. The sex was great and then sent her on her way with my wallet about 1,500p lighter.
Day 2 = SUCCESS!
DAY 3:
Okay, so the above-mentioned episode technically happened on Day 3, but since it was the same girl from Day 2 I kept her in that section. Day 3 ruled!
So I decided to just wander on this day and barhop. I wanted to check out 3 bars in particular: Lonestar Saloon, Temptations, and Padillion. I started out at Lonestar because it was right next to my hotel. Let me tell you guys, this bar has some really fine girls. The atmosphere was great, beautiful women, and lots of them. I only stayed for one drink, however, because it was really crowded and the girls that I was into were already occupied. It was only 9pm but there were a lot of dudes there already. Oh well, I’ll try again another time.
Then I went to find Temptations because I heard it was a lot of fun, but I couldn’t find it! WTF? I knew where it was on the map and even read about directions on how to get there, but when I walked down the side street that it was supposedly on there was nothing. Well, actually there was another bar in the same place that I thought Temptations would be, but it looked totally dead. Big but dead. So I don’t know what happened. Is Temptations closed? I heard they were recently in some legal trouble, but I have not heard any updates.
Anyway, that sucked so I went on to bar #3: Padillion. Now Padillion is very similar to Dimples and in fact I think it’s the same ownership. The girls wear similar attire and the prices are the same. I really liked the set-up of Padillion because it had lots of seating in the back where you could get comfy with the ladies, but the overall quality of the girls didn’t blow my mind. In fact there were only 2 girls there that I really wanted to barfine but they were both occupied.
So I was just about to leave when the group of guys who were buying drinks for the cute girls abruptly left leaving the girls without a guy for the night. Score! So I immediately motioned for the cutest girl to sit with me and the rest of the night was great.
Her bar name was “Juliette” and this girl was a keeper. Super cute, petite but still had a nice, round ass, small tits and pretty face. And a GREAT personality. If any of you guys find this girl at Padillion, barfine her! She was a blast.
We go back to the room and she fucks me like a crazy woman. She was 23 and had a kid already, and for some reason this made her pussy feel a lot better. She could actually take the entire length of my cock and she seemed to really enjoy it more than the other two girls.
She gave great head and I liked her so much I actually went DATY with her, which I normally am not into with these kinds of girls. Such a sexy ass and pussy, I couldn’t get enough. We had a great session, then about an hour later fucked again and that session was equally good.
The next morning we had breakfast (the St. Mark breakfast buffet was pretty damn good), and then when we get back to the room she wanted to fuck again. Seriously, I wasn’t even trying to push it, but she just gets down into her panties and starts sucking my cock again in the bed. Sweeeeeet.
So I got her number and told her I’d call her again next time I’m in Cebu. Now I always say I’m going to do that but never do, but with this girl I’d actually consider it. Just a great lover/lay all around.
SUMMARY:
In summary, I absolutely loved Cebu. Although I didn’t see the quantity of girls that I’ve seen in other places, the quality was great. And every night I ended up with the girl I wanted to end up with, so you can’t beat that. I found the girls to be smarter and more sophisticated than girls from other regions (except for my Day 2 lay who was kind of dumb), and I think this stems from the fact that they all seem to be students (whether or not it’s true). It was a little more expensive, but worth it.
I spent two more days partying for the Sinulog festival and it was a blast! I wasn’t going pussy-hunting on these days simply because I was running out of money and I just wanted to enjoy the Fest. And this festival was one of the most fun I’ve ever been to. The traffic sucks of course, but if you can get there and get a chance to experience it, you should.
Overall I give my first Cebu mongering experience an A-