If ya watched "Curb," you know about the "chat 'n cut."
As usual, rainy days make me even more lackadaisical if possible, and I forget that everyone around here does everything at the same time in the same way at the same place, so going to Robinson's Super Market to get the cookies and cheese I forgot yesterday at the same time as everyone else meant that I was gonna have to stand like an ignorant fool for many minutes while the slowest checkout people known to mankind did their bit to destroy what is left of my hair...and make me want to drive a stake through my heart.
I'm standin there not sure whether I feel more like Cheech or Chong, when BAM it happened - this harridan looking creature came barging up into the line, arms filled to bursting with all these chemical product packages, you know, guaranteed to provide absolutely no dietary value if eaten, and starts having this discussion with a rather surprised looking woman.
"Hey, no, no, excuse me? Whats'a matter, everyone in this line invisible for ya or somethin?"
Oops, the words slipped out before I had a chance to bite my tongue.
She turns to give me this look of combined false confusion and massive, instant hatred...really, I say, you shouldn't just cut in line like that, everyone else is waiting, so why don't you, ok? Seems fair, right? The decent thing to do? Have a little respect for yourself and your fellow human beings? Huh?
Goes on all the time - I've asked Fe and read all sorts of shit about this, and no one has a decent explanation of why this happens with such frequency and regularity...
And for those of you who have worked their way down this far, here comes the good, contest part.
Here's the thing: what are those two white things in her nose if you can lift your eyes long enough from those tits-to-die-for, and why are they IN her nose, anyway?
Best answer wins something just super wonderful amazing to say the least.
Get your answer in now, before the evening rush.
