Well, the first day of my 2 week trip to AC is over, so it's time to start the day by day trip report. I've been mongering in Thailand (Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket) and Indonesia (Batam), but this is my first visit to the Philippines. Let's see how it goes. I'll try to update at the end of every day and be honest about my successful screws as well as my screw-ups.
Day 1
Arrived in Clark around 4pm. The airport was small but confusing. Eventually found the ATM outside and withdrew 10000 peso. The taxi mafia approached me outside, quoting 500 peso to perimeter. I held out for 300 and one guy accepted, or so I thought. He brought me over to a mini-bus that already had two other customers in it. When he dropped me off at my hotel (Tunes Hotel), I asked if he had change. He said yes. Then, when I took out a 500 peso note, he suddenly didn't have any change, so like a witless newbie, I ended up paying 500 peso for a shared mini-bus ride. I'm sure it's not the first time I'll be scammed here due to lack of planning ahead.
Tunes Hotel is cheap, but not worth the price. I got a deal on Agoda for approx 1100/1200 per night. The rooms are nice and clean but really tiny and there's just enough room to swing your dick. Had a quick shower, shit, shave then it was off to check out the perimeter bars.
My first stop was Ice Bar which had a very laid back atmosphere. So laid back that the girls don't even approach you and you have to do all the work. There were 4 or 5 girls on the stage, shuffling their feet occasionally. No stunners, but some were OK looking. Two older waitresses came over to chat, but there was no pressure for LDs. I was very tired from the plane journey and not sure what I wanted, so I finished my SML and moved on to Fire Pit next door. Not much difference. There were another 4 to 5 girls shuffling around, admiring themselves in the mirror. The selection was a little better than Ice Bar, but not much. The sour-faced mamasan was creeping around, asking me to take a girl. When I asked what the barfine was, she said "no barfine. you talk to girl". I wasn't in the mood to haggle so I finished up my beer and moved on.
I didn't want to stay in Tunes Hotel a 2nd night, so I went down to Boomerang hotel and reserved a room for tomorrow. Afterwards, I passed Nifty's BJ Bar (down the side street beside Garfield's) and decided to poke my head in the door. Three girls attacked me, dragged me inside, sat me down, got me a beer and proceeded to shove their hands up the legs of my shorts to massage my cock. I can think of worse ways to spend an evening, so I bought an LD for the most enthusiastic one, Jane. She was eager to get barfined and I wasn't in the mood for polite conversation. The other girls were joking around "she suck you like vacuum sir. she suck you so good you forget your name sir." They presented me with a bill, saying the barfine was 1800. I thought it was supposed to be less, so maybe they were scamming me. Also, I made the classic rookie mistake of not confirming how long the girl was supposed to stay with me, but it was kind of obvious she was angling towards a quick ST and then run. Being tired, I didn't care as long as I got 2 shots out of her.
I brought her back to the hotel room and after the shower, she gave a good BJ and sucked on my balls. Lots of spit. Too much, in fact. She put a towel under my balls and at one point, she opened her mouth and a gallon of drool fell out. I've heard this before about these girls. For boom boom, she insisted on a condom. Seeing as she had probably sucked 10 cocks before mine, I thought it was a good idea as well. We used one of hers. I took my time, fucking her deep and hard, pumping into her and eventually blew a load in the rubber. She told me she came twice. If she did, I didn't notice. Her breath smelled like cock or like cum... I couldn't decide which... and her mouth tasted the same. We chatted for a short while, I got horny again and blew another load in her. By this time, I was tired of her and let her go, tipping her 200 peso (for what, I don't know). It wasn't much of a GFE, but I suppose the BJ girls aren't famous for their GFE.
I felt like a real massage and spotted a place down by the side of Tune Hotel called Nuat Thai. When I went inside, the girl behind the desk asked "it ok male masseuse, sir?" I thought she was telling me there were no female masseuses available, and I didn't want to wait around, so I said "Yeah sure". In retrospect, I think she was just trying to push the male masseuse on me because they don't get picked very much. I just wanted a non-sexual massage, so male or female, I didn't really care either way. The guy looked to be around 18 to 20. At first I was kind of worried I might have stumbled into a gay massage place, but when I fell asleep on the table, the guy didn't take the opportunity to bareback me, so I guess it was on the up and up, luckily for me. I paid 300 peso for 1hr massage and gave the guy a 100 peso tip.
By that time, it was 10.30pm and I grabbed a quick burger in the perimeter sports bar (170 php). I wanted to get a quick barfine before closing time but I didn't want any hassle. I went back to Ice Bar with the intention of barfining one of the older waitresses. No idea why I chose her because all the other girls were much better looking and she wasn't even wearing makeup, but her face was somewhat cute. Also, I figured she might be safer for barebacking, but most of all I just like the perversity of throwing a curveball and banging someone you wouldn't expect... you know, for the craic. The waitress laughed and told me she doesn't go for barfines because she has a baby upstairs. I thought about grabbing one of the other girls, but although some were moderately cute, none of them took my fancy so I finished my beer and moved on.
It was almost closing time and, popping my head into Jolly Frog, I was confronted by the dregs of the dregs - three frightfully ugly older girls came crawling out of the woodwork. They were delighted to see me, but I retreated, made my excuses and left. In Club Rio, I was attacked again and three girls pulled me in, unbuttoned and unzipped my pants. None of the girls in here were great lookers. One kissed me while another gave me a handjob and a third kissed the tip of my dick. Feeling generous, I bought three LDs and let them work on me while I drank my beer. All of them desperately wanted to do a quick ST BJ in the backroom, but I wanted to fuck. The one kissing me claimed to be a cherry girl and said she could only blow me. "I love you. You handsum. You gwapo." The one wanking me claimed to be on her period. "I finish in 2 days. you come back sir." Frustrated, I roared, "Who here do boom boom?" and another girl raised her hand. She made it clear that she didn't want to stay long because she had to get home to her child. I told her I was tired and wouldn't keep her long. I barfined her for 1500 (again I think I got scammed) and took her back to my hotel.
Her name was Malva (or something similar) and she was quite average looking, but she would do for a poke when the telly is broke... and the television in my hotel room actually was broke. She gave me a sloppy BJ, drooling all over my balls and the towel, (like the pervious girl from her sister bar, Nifty's) and she insisted on a condom too. She said the hygiene doctor told her not to let anyone finger her. Her pussy was tight and when I ploughed into her, she seemed to really get off on the deep penetration. After I blew my load, she was much friendlier and we chatted for a while. She said she knew the girl I barfined from Nifty's. She said Nifty's and Club Rio were same owner and joined under the title of Xenum. he wanted me to barfine her early some other day and do a threesome with her friend. "you get me early 2pm i stay all day with you." Seeing as I was not feeling like another round and wanted to sleep alone, I let her go with a 200 peso tip.
Two questions:
1. How much should you pay in these perimeter BJ bars down by Garfield's if you want to bring the girl back to your hotel for ST? I thought it was 750 like in Santos and Raymond?
2. I have a strange nd twisted hankering to bang a really old asian woman. Where can I find that in AC? I suppose I could order an old lady from one of the massage places, but she probably wouldn't fuck. (Allow me to explain my sick fetishes: One time when I was in Indonesia, I got what I thought was a normal massage from an old lady. Halfway through, I felt her gobbling my cock. Then she apologized "Sorry sir i cant help it sir". I said, "No its ok... continue." She couldn't get me off with her mouth and started talking about fucking me bareback and having a baby together... this woman had to be 60 or older... I declined and eventually she finished the massage and I left. But afterwards, I was kind of turned on by the perverse idea of fucking such an old lady bareback. Sure, it's incredibly sick, but sometimes I get off on the sheer perversity of an act... how disgusting and gross it is becomes a turn-on... like banging a really ugly woman or a fat tub of lard or a pregnant or a cross-eyed or a midget. Sorry to gross anyone out LOL. I have some stories I might share later.)