10 Days In Angeles

BM’s, this was my cherry trip and me trying my hand at mongering J Not so good as you will read, but I loved my time in Angeles and I’ll be back to try again in a few months hopefully a little wiser and more focused J

The story below is from a daily blog I wrote for my friends on FaceBook.

I stayed at the ABC hotel in a junior millennium suite which I paid before I came. Daily party budget was 200 pounds, about 14500 peso’s. I refer to most of the girls as penguins in the story.

Day 1.

Lads, I do believe I have come to paradise.

Last night was brilliant even though I learnt a lesson but recovered with style.

Met up for drinks at ABC pool bar and a quick rundown of how things work here in Angeles with a guy I met online. From here on he will be known as X. Hit the first bar called Angle Witch. Good rock music, pretty girls. Little stunner door girl called Kristy. Sweet as a button, too sweet and full of shit as i found out later lol.

Mistake 1 - First bar in Angeles, first girl i law my paws on and i fine her....... fucken noob, lol.

So, a few rounds of drinks, her ass if feeling really nice, i pay her bar fine - 2500 -  and the three of us shoot off to a place called Tropix to watch a dance and beauty competition. Its Tropix's Birthday so we get a free drink and a plate of noodles and roast pork. Nice belly filler.

So this penguin keeps texting on her phone... like all the time. Im thinking what the fuck !!!. X is sitting next to me and has now got a stunner jumping up and down on his lap...... im jealous.... my little penguin then says she has to go somewhere.... i take her phone and say sure on you go, ill be right here for when you come back. Off she goes. Im now thinking of kicking her to the curb. Back she comes 10 minutes later. Some sob story about her Dad dying and she had to get money from the club........ HELLO....... at least its not the family cow that died and they need money for a new one.

By this time i have decided she has to go.... but her ass is soooo nice. Bang her and send her on her way i tell myself. So we leave the club and head for the hotel. Right outside Tropix I get rushed by 3 guys trying to get me into a trike. I go into awareness mode straight away. Something don’t feel right. I push past them with the penguin in tow, she is saying lets take the trike, im like no fucken ways. My mind is racing, has this little thing been setting me up for a mugging ? Am I making this up in my head…. I’m not sure but I trust my instincts as I have done for 35 years staying in South Africa. Its not a long walk anyway to the hotel and I feel safer on the street.

We get to ABC and get a drink at the pool bar and we start talking...... i didn’t even finish my beer..... this girl was not going to be my first fuck in Angeles... i was not going to podger some crying door girl. I want fun not tears. So i sent her packing, and finished her beer, lol. I found out 3 days later she is 4 months pregnant. Maybe it was her boyfriend in the trike ?

New game plan required and a lesson learnt. Spend more time with a girl before fining her. The nights far from over, Lets go.... so i hit the road. Its now about 11:30pm.

This is the one i sent packing. Yeah my photo skills need improving.

 

 

So i head into a bar Called Pony Tails. It’s pretty empty. I grab a booth and get a beer in.

The waitresses tend to sit at your table with you so I strike up a conversation with her. HAY, its half price Wednesday or something, 75p for a San Miguel light… NICE. This little penguin standing up probably takes me waist height.... she is tiny.....hahahahaha. So we chat away and she seems up for it but i wanna party and the beer is now well kicking in.

I see a pool table, cool lets play pool and get wasted. We hit the table and are having a blast. The beer is cold the gir is super hot.... im having a blast. Dancing around the table and im on my game, this is what i came here for. Lots of fun and hot woman everywhere. Im having such a good time. Met a cool guy from Korea that joined in the party. By now we got 4 girls playing and even Mamma San comes to join in. Shit at 75p a beer im buying every one drinks.

So i look at my penguin and think..... naa Dave this girl is just too small and i hit a 5 second guilt trip. I spot a dancer with her ass hanging out of a tiny set of half cut jeans..... mmmmmm nice. So i ask my penguin about her. She sees me eyeing her out and I motion her over, and down she comes. Ask a few questions and it all sounds good to me. The party just got better. I dont know what time we left but i do remember telling Mamma San who is about 40 that im gonna do her in the starfish......LOL... she seemed game, lets see, hahahahahaha.

Get back to the hotel and i start to fill the big ass bubble bath in the room. FUCK, its leaking water all over the floor from the taps. This wont do, so i call reception and bitch.  Up comes 2 guys and pack up all my stuff, i throw penguin over my shoulder much to the amusement of these fellas, I’m sure they have seen it all before, and we move to the upgraded room. Much the same as my room except this one has a steam room, bonus. The rest of the morning is kind of blurry as I’m well and truly fubar by this time, its 6:30am ish. The penguin was super hot and gave me a true work out from what I remember, hahahaha. I probably passed out eating her oyster for all I know J.

She left about 10:30am and i drowsed off into wonder land. Woke up about 2pm...... bit of a hang over. Nice long shower 2 headache tablets a gator aid and now im on my 4th beer as i type this.

Im heading out for a bar hop with about 7 guys from PA in 30 minutes. Its happy hour at Pony Tails till 7pm..... bring it on.

So that was day 1 and i only got here at 4:30pm yesterday.... YEEHAAWWWWW

Lets see what today brings.