At The Clinic

AT THE CLINIC
"Drop your pants!" the sweet doctor says. And so I expose my knob dripping of green goo. She sticks a swab inside my penis, "Ayyyyy!" not to bad. But then another one, "AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!" that one really hurts. She puts it under the microscope for 10 seconds: "Yes, you got the claps, that's for sure!" 

More waiting in the lobby : all these people waiting, they look like me, depressed, regretting, waiting to get their sentence... 

At the nurse's office I got to drop'em again, the long needle goes way inside my bottom, 500 mg of Ceftriaxone does good! Then it's the pills: "That's a lot", I say, looking at the 2000 mg of Azithromycin. "Yes, it is for an elephant", she answers. 

Then home, and I don't even know if it will work. I can only keep my fingers crossed.